Saturday, January 07, 2012

Assassin’s Creed: Revelations

Dear Ubisoft,

Please note the following list of completely redundant, unnecessary, and annoying features in your recent Assassin’s Creed titles.

  • City renovations.
  • Buying artwork / books / outfits.
  • Den defense.
  • 2D puzzles.
  • 3D puzzles.
  • Uplay.
  • Crafting.
  • Unskippable cutscenes.
  • Continent-conquering menu system.
  • Insta-win buttons.
  • Reusing world models.
  • Precursor civilizations.

I encourage you to consider redistributing the resources from the above areas into the following gameplay elements.

  • Moar assassinating.
  • A difficulty curve.

  - Lownewulf

PS. Fix your clipping. Or at least reset me to checkpoint when I fall through the world.


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